Today in my teenage angst, I discovered that riding my bike home from school is exponentially harder than riding it to school. The only thing I can deduce from this is that Caronport is on a tilt.
That's all. I live on a tilt.
This does however bring to mind the time in High School when me and my friend Michael decided to find a way to make that confounding phrase "uphill both ways" work. We spent a good amount of time trying to figure it out but in the end decided that as with most self-refuting things, you just can't make it make sense.