Child-size.

Today in my teenage angst, I came to a full understanding of my child-size feet. 

This understanding did not come through the fact that I shop in kids for shoes. 

No this understanding came through the fact that my friend Greg, has feet twelve sizes bigger than mine. 

These pictures don't do it justice, I know, but seriously. It helps that Greg is like 6.10 and I'm 5.4. 

If I'm not mistaken, that's a foot and a half of serious height difference. I think this justifies my non-existent feet.